1. This is Minnesota. Lil’ state in the midwest. Not much to see here, people.
2. Those plains-y states all have the same flatlands and fields.
3. And what is even with the “Twin Cities”?
Can’t you just pick one, Minnesota?
4. A mall so big there’s lit’rally an amusement park inside? Meh.
The Mall of America.
5. And the food? Please. Juicy Lucys are not much to write home about.
Who gives a hoot about oozy molten cheese stuffed inside the patty?
6. And the baked goods have too much butter and sugar in them.
This American Tea Cake from A Baker’s Wife is way too caramelized and dough-licious.
7. The beer scene isn’t much to speak of.
Probably have to go to Wisconsin for any cool local beers.
8. And culture? It’s not like any cool people are from Minnesota.
Oh, wait.
9. There’s basically no art at all.
10. Or any renowned theaters.
11. And when you ~do~ get away from the city lights, there’s really not much to see either.
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